Come one, come all
to the greatest show of the year,
March’s Mystery and Mayhem Circus Show!
Our performances may not be timely,
and they may be fueled by stubborn and peculiar oddities,
but they are sure to dazzle and delight!
You will find our teacher navigate her insurmountable anxiety in
Defy all odds in
and train to be the sensation of the century in
Be sure to marvel at it all,
March only comes but once a year!